Stowaway Thoughts

Conversation in the car tonight (with teenage DD and DD's friend)

Self: D'you wanna hear a REALLY cheesy Christmas song, then?

DD/DDF Go on then.

(Puts on The Stowaway)

DD Is that Kylie Minogue then?

S No, it's supposed to be the Doctor. I mean, she's saying what he said to her.

DD What did he say - he'll run and he'll roll all over the ground?

DDF He'd have to be a bit pudgy.

DD Can't be that doctor, then.

DDF It's a Dalek

S Daleks can't roll. They'd never be able to get up again.

DDF How do Daleks reproduce?

S Good question. I think they grow in tanks or something (begins lengthy exposition of Genesis of the Daleks, which is interrupted by:

DD (loudly) IM-PREG-NATE! IM-PREG-NATE

DDF How do you tell the sex of a Dalek?

S Very carefully?

DD (as chorus comes round again)
"So I'll run and I'll roll and I'll cover the ground
Next Christmas I'll see you, I'll be around...."

S (unwisely) If you see David Tennant, tell him he can roll around and cover the ground with me any time he likes

DD+DDF (horrified)  UUUUURRRRGGGGHHH!